Here is the ''muslimah friendly'' version of the joke :
How to install a Husband!
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Fiance 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and
jewellery applications
, which operated flawlessly under
Fiance 5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
GAA 5.0,
SKY 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Fiance 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Uninstall immediately
Nagging 5.3 which is a useless program uncompatible with
Huband 1.0 as it shut it down on the spot.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download
Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install
Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember,
overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to:
Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Overtime 7.0, or
Computer Games 6.1.
Please note that
Overtime 7.0 &
Computer Games 6.1 are very bad programs.
Overtime 7.0 will download
Won't see me for hours Beta and
Computer Games 6.1 will uninstall
Conversation 8.00 Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Fiance 5.00 -program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0
Candle Diners 4.2
Hot Lingerie 7.7 Please note that you may have to re-install
Romance 9.5 from scratch but
Hot lingerie 7.7 is the perfect component to it and will ensure it runs smoothly .
Hope this helps.
Tech Support