Here is the ''muslimah friendly'' version of the joke :
How to install a Husband!
Start your day with a smile
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Fiance 5.0
to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
, which operated flawlessly under Fiance 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5
, and then installed undesirable programs such asGAA 5.0,
SKY 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind,Fiance 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0
is an operating system.
Uninstall immediately Nagging 5.3
which is a useless program uncompatible with Huband 1.0
as it shut it down on the spot.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
, try to download Tears 6.2
, and do not forget to install Guilt 3.0
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0
and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, overuse
of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to:Grumpy Silence 2.5
, Overtime 7.0
, or Computer Games 6.1
Please note that Overtime 7.0
& Computer Games 6.1
are very bad programs. Overtime 7.0
will download Won't see me for hours
Beta and Computer Games 6.1
will uninstall Conversation 8.00
Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Fiance 5.00
-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommendCooking 3.0
Candle Diners 4.2
Hot Lingerie 7.7
Please note that you may have to re-install Romance 9.5
from scratch but Hot lingerie 7.7
is the perfect component to it and will ensure it runs smoothly .
Hope this helps.