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 Sart today with a smile : how to install a husband !

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PostSubject: Sart today with a smile : how to install a husband !   Sart today with a smile : how to install a husband ! EmptyWed Oct 14, 2009 1:57 pm

Here is the ''muslimah friendly'' version of the joke : hehe How to install a Husband! hehe

Start your day with a smile laughing

INSTALLING A HUSBAND batting eyelashes




Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 wub and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications sad , which operated flawlessly under Fiance 5.0. rolleyes

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

GAA 5.0,
SKY 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

sos Felix sos

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,


Fiance 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Uninstall immediately Nagging 5.3 which is a useless program uncompatible with Huband 1.0 as it shut it down on the spot.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install Guilt 3.0 update.

If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to:

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Overtime 7.0, or Computer Games 6.1.

Please note that Overtime 7.0 & Computer Games 6.1 are very bad programs. Overtime 7.0 will download Won't see me for hours Beta and Computer Games 6.1 will uninstall Conversation 8.00

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Fiance 5.00 -program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0
Candle Diners 4.2
Hot Lingerie 7.7


Please note that you may have to re-install Romance 9.5 from scratch but Hot lingerie 7.7 is the perfect component to it and will ensure it runs smoothly .


Hope this helps. bookwritingpencil

Tech Support


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PostSubject: Re: Sart today with a smile : how to install a husband !   Sart today with a smile : how to install a husband ! EmptyWed Oct 14, 2009 4:12 pm

As Salamu Alaikum

Wow, thanks for brightening my day. hugs
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